Hard Not To Relate To This Little Kid Who Got Distracted By A Strip Club Ad And Crashed His Bike

There’s a quick look into the mind of every man who’s ever lived on planet earth. When we see a woman’s skin it’s automatically a code red emergency and nothing else in the world matters. Whether you’re a 60 year old man out for a walk with his wife or a 6 year old out for a ride on his bike, if you see something that resembles an ass then it demands all of your attention, as if you’re using The Force to try and reveal more of it. That ass becomes the most important thing in the world to you, dwarfing the importance of your own sanity and safety, and you must try and see more of it. It never, ever ends well or successful but it’s always worth a shot.

PS – This is probably fake. The timing is too perfect and the kid puts his foot down to slow right before the crash, but guess what? You already laughed so you’re welcome.